Written by:
Clayton Smith
Narrated by:
Patrick Lawlor

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
December 2016
13 hours 16 minutes
Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that 'normal' includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list.

He's going to Disney World.

This hilarious, heartfelt, gut-wrenching odyssey through post-apocalyptic America is a pilgrimage peppered with peril, as fellow survivors Patrick and Ben encounter a slew of odd characters, from zombie politicians and deranged survivalists to a milky-eyed oracle who doesn't have a lot of good news. Plus, it looks like Patrick may be hiding the real reason for their mission to the Magic Kingdom . . .
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Margot R.

Brilliant characters many laughs, wonder how. More please

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I loved it. Quirky and the main characters are like really crazy. Everyone they meet in the way were weird but enjoyable. Sad, but kinda happy ending.

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Can't get past Booger from Revenge of the Nerds reading a book and a tedious betting book at that.

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Crystal M.

It is, in and of itself, a buddy road trip story. It just happens to be a couple years past the day ‘the bombs drop’. Weirdness ensues, they meet groups along the way all surviving wildly differently. It’s not a deep, dark, philosophical novel. It’s not meant to be, but it does make you think and chuckle along the way.

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Jenifer A.

didn't make it far in this one. Just a bit too slow for me I think. I did try.

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Barry C.

I saw the great ratings this book got but I’m having a hard time keeping focused on it. I haven’t made it through the first chapter yet and I’ve stopped. Maybe it’s just me but it seems boring.

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James S.

An enjoyable book with a well written story.

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