Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Written by:
Chelsea Handler
Narrated by:
Chelsea Handler

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
April 2008
6 hours 14 minutes
Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class.

In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she’s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
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Courtney B

Fine until she got to the president part then I quit listening.

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Krista D

I loved listening to this book! If you enjoy raw and vulgar humor and you pick up on sarcasm then you will enjoy this book. If you are offended easily then avoid this book like the plague! Thank you Chelsea Handler for being the sick and twisted person you are and for sharing your life and experiences!

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Jessica Luna

I don't know why this book exists. It wasn't funny and it was just retelling of anecdotal situations that aren't all that funny.

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Cari Anderson

For all of the bad reviewers who don't like sarcastic books about drinking and escapades WHY would you buy a book with Vodka in the title? For everyone that hasn't read it, if you have a sense of humor, don't take life too seriously and are not looking for a great work of literature, but want to be entertained and laugh a lot, I highly recommend!

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Nicole Smith

I'm a huge Chelsea groupie! Love everything she has written, made. This book is freaking hilarious. I listen to it in my car and laugh my ass off.

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Jennifer Peltier

I loved almost every minute of this book! Regardless to how crazy I looked driving down the road hysterically laughing, while being the only one in the car!!

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Amy Jorgensen

she is fantastic! Funny, smart, interesting: my new favorite author.

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Greg Meadows

This book is pure crap. No good This book is pure crap. No good

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Brooke Kwaterski

I loved this book...Chelsea makes me laugh until I pee even on the worst of days!!

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I found this book to be largely vulgar. The content, in particular the references to Mexicans, was enormously offensive. She showed NO respect for her father or mother, her humor laying far beyond the realm of poking fun at them. She referred to her own father as "bitch tits," which made me feel heart sick. I like vodka, too, Chelsea, but maybe you should drink LESS when you're writing so that you won't sound like such a crude, crass SIMPLETON. Several times while listening to this so-called "book," I felt like pulling out the disk and throwing out the window! Never listen to anything by this racist, sex-starved alcoholic. Rampant babbling is all it was...

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This was a great book , I laughed till i cried! Chelsea has a great since of humor ! You will love this book a must download!

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