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How to Stay Married

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Book
13
Narrator
2
Release Date
June 13, 2023
Duration
8 hours 43 minutes
Summary
Harrison Scott Key, winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor, tells the shocking, “shot through with sharp humor” (The Washington Post), spiritually profound story of his journey through hell and back when infidelity threatens his marriage.

One gorgeous autumn day, Harrison discovers that his wife—the sweet, funny, loving mother of their three daughters, a woman “who’s spent just about every Sunday of her life in a church”—is having an affair with a family friend. This revelation propels the hysterical, heartbreaking events in How to Stay Married, casting our narrator onto “the factory floor of hell,” where his wife was now in love with a man who “wears cargo shorts, on purpose.” What will he do? Kick her out? Set fire to all her panties in the yard? Beat this man to death with a gardening implement? Ask God for help in winning her back?

Armed only with a sense of humor and a hunger for the truth, Harrison embarks on a hellish journey into his past, seeking answers to the riddles of faith and forgiveness. Through an absurd series of escalating confessions and betrayals, Harrison reckons with his failure to love his wife in the ways she needed most, resolves to fight for his family, and in a climax almost too ridiculous to be believed, finally learns that love is no joke. “A fiercely memorable account of marital devotion against all odds” (Publishers Weekly, starred review), How to Stay Married is a comic romp unlike any in contemporary literature, a wild ride through the hellscape of marriage and the mysteries of mercy.
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Profile Avatar Anonymous Jun 2024

The first chapter was great and the sarcasm and humor had me excited for the rest of the story, however, I quickly started to change my opinion. I finished the book because it was recommended by a friend, but found it to be super depressing. The author is so much like my narcissistic unkind brother-in-law and his tone in approaching everything in life with a smart ass negativity began to get on my nerves. He briefly addresses what his faults are, but it’s very brief. I also didn’t love the irreverent way he talks about the Lord. I didn’t love the F words throughout. I don’t love the way he and his wife talk of hoping the other dies from cancer or various other means. I would even say it feels real. It just feels negative and mean-spirited… like how can I say these sentences in the most dramatic and rude way possible. Did it make me feel hopeful about marriage? Nope. Did I learn something that I’ll take away from this? No. At the end, he shares that you should expect your partner to cheat on you. I don’t think that’s healthy. I do think you need to be on guard for things like that. I don’t think it’s healthy to think it couldn’t happen. I think you should guard your heart and mind, not be alone with members of the opposite sex, communicate, work things out…knowing that if you don’t, you can leave the door open for this kind of thing, but expecting it to happen is a different thing entirely. I wanted to like this book, but I wish I wouldn’t have read it.

How to Stay Married

How to Stay Married

Author: Harrison Scott Key
Read by: Lauren Key
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