Jerry Seinfeld: Book Of Quotes (100+ Selected Quotes)

JERRY SEINFELD: BOOK OF QUOTES

 

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ABOUT JERRY SEINFELD

Jerome Allen Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer and producer. He is best known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. The show aired on NBC from 1989 until 1998, becoming one of the most acclaimed and popular American sitcoms of all time. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy. In 2004, Comedy Central named him the 12th-greatest stand-up comedian of all time.

 

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QUOTES SAMPLES

 

“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”

 

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“The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.”

 

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“I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.”

 

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“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.”

 

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“Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.”

 

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“If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.”

 

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“I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?”